Dear Boyss , 

Whatever you give a woman she will multiply .

If you give her a sperm , 

She'll give you a baby  

If you give her a house ,

She'll give you a home 

If you give her groceries ,

She'll give you a meal 

If you give her a smile ,

She'll give you her heart 

So , 

 if you give her any crap ,

be prepared to receive a ton of SHIT